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To get the sales you crave, you need magnetic copy that people will actually read. I'm here to write it.

Copy made for people with short attention spans (A.K.A. everyone in 2024)

A FEW OF MY FAVE RECENT CLIENTS:

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Marketing copy isn’t a Shakespearean sonnet.

And your customers aren’t high schoolers forced into reading it.

No one is quizzed on your content once they scroll past your ad. Which means that if your copy doesn't resonate with your target market, they're gone. Like they're in-the-Bahamas-already type of gone.

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Sorry, Shakespeare.

Some depressing marketing stats:

The average person is exposed to over 6,000 ads per day.

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Only 4% of digital ads are viewed for more than 2 seconds

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The average time on a web page is only 54 seconds.

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You might not realize it, but you’re on a battlefield…

…or at least a chaotic jungle gym. Your dream customer is strolling out there with a hella short attention span. And they’re bombarded with content nearly 100% of the time. Do you have a strategy to break through the chaos and get their attention?

Catch them by surprise.

Here's my strategy:

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Speak their language.

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Become a mind reader.

When it comes to grabbing your viewers’ attention, I have a few-thousand tricks up my sleeves that have been tested a painful amount of times.

No, I can’t speak Cantonese (yet). But I do research your target market until I speak just like them. Creepy? Yes. Effective? OH YEAH.

Is there something your dream customer yearns for? It’s my personal mission to find out. Are there reasons they’d be hesitant to buy? I’m on it.

Some of my super-duper impressive stats:

Email open rates of up to 83%.

62% higher than industry average.
 

83%

 

29%

 

Click-through rates of up to 29%.

26% higher than industry average.

15M+

 

Copy that's reached over 15 million people and has made millions in sales.

“Jana is not only an exceptionally talented copywriter, but also a savvy strategist who knows how to craft content that engages and persuades prospects and customers. If you want to grow your business with great copy and content, I highly recommend you give Jana a call.”

- Steve Slaunwhite, Author of The Everything Guide to Writing Copy

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“Jana is a very talented and creative copywriter and always finds the perfect way to convey a message to the customer. She always has a creative marketing strategy up her sleeve. I consider myself lucky to have worked with her closely and observed and learned by her side.”

- Elizabeth Carpino, Marketing at Dressbarn

"Working with Jana isn’t just a collaboration; it’s an experience marked by passion, professionalism, and performance. She’s a wordsmith who excels at creating channel specific copy and creatively strategizes to connect with customers in relatable ways. Regardless of your copywriting needs, if you’re seeking a creative powerhouse who is committed to delivering results, look no further than Jana."

-  Ala-Dean Naghmoush, Marketing Manager

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My Services

Just some of the fun (money-making) stuff I can do for you.

SALES PAGE COPY

PAID ADS IDEATION & COPY

Email Copy

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WRITING

Social media cONTENT

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Looking for some copy magic?  Ninja writing skills? Fairy dust?

Yeah, you won’t find that here.

 

Of course I dream of being a ninja. But those are private dreams I don’t share on the internet (except anonymously).

 

When it comes to copy, you don’t need all that extra sparkly, fluffy, ninja-y stuff.

 

You just need copy that A) keeps people reading and B) converts.

 

Humor? OF COURSE. Storytelling? DUH. Unnecessary word vomit? YOU LOST ME.

 

Ready to get more sales while building a creepishly-obsessive fan base?

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